Kathryn Gahl

Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

TREMENDOUS MESS

In Humor, Trumpglish on February 22, 2017 at 1:29 pm

I inherited a mess.
I fought for this.
I won, by golly, big time.

I  inherited a mess.
I am not sorry about this.
I never say I’m sorry.

I inherited a mess.
I have known inheritance before.
And this one has a great ROI.

I inherited a mess.
I am the only one this ever happened to.
Because I am The One And Only.

Shopper Trak

In Consumerism, Humor, Storytelling on November 26, 2016 at 8:57 pm

If you take a goose to the Fox River Mall
he won’t like it at all

He’ll squawk and he’ll squeak
flapping at friends, pointing  where to meet

And soon they’ll gather in a gaggle
taking their merry time to waggle

As down the road they go
without a single package in tow.                                         11/26/16

goose

The Wall

In Anxiety, Connection, Humor, Mindfulness, Weighing In on May 18, 2016 at 12:07 pm

Some days
it feels like you’re
holding up the wall

Other days
it feels like the wall
holds you

Either way, be glad:
you are upright,
reaching

The Wall